Archive for February, 2006
Calling all who know that SOME things should never be:
Paris Hilton has been asked to star in a movie.
It's a movie about the life of Mother Theresa, and Paris has been asked to play THE Mother Theresa.
No, I'm not joking. I'm SO not joking, and so upset that this might transpire, I have called my legion of gnomes to help me stop this from happening:
Please go - read - and SIGN. Link and pass it on. We cannot let this happen.
I, and the Universe, thank you.
Guys, if you find that most girls online give you the cold shoulder when you try to chat them up understand that it's because 99% of the men that contact them are like this:
vishal_gets: how r u ?
vishal_gets: i am vishal
vishal_gets: and u
vamp_lynx: All that info is on my profile. Didn't you look at it before you IM'ed me?
vishal_gets: what do u do ?
vamp_lynx: i work with computers.
vishal_gets: i am also
vishal_gets: i am computer eng & now i am network admin
vishal_gets: u r looking so beuatiful
vishal_gets: after see ur profile
vamp_lynx: Ok, thanks.
vishal_gets: u r 28
vishal_gets: are u busy ?
vamp_lynx: Don't you know what "brb" means?
vishal_gets: be right back
vamp_lynx: Well....why were you buzzing me?
vishal_gets: i think u r busy so i buzzing u
vamp_lynx: I told you "brb"
vishal_gets: i told u "valy"
vamp_lynx: No you didn't.
vishal_gets: as u wish
vishal_gets: tell me about ur office time
vishal_gets: i means whats office-time scedule ?
vamp_lynx: I work 8 hours a day, if that's what you are asking.
vishal_gets: valeria, are u in office ?
vamp_lynx: Not right now.
vishal_gets: valeria tell me something
vishal_gets: i am confuse
vishal_gets: valeria, are u married ?
vishal_gets: i am also
vishal_gets: nice to chat with u
vishal_gets: have u any bf ?
vishal_gets: but haven't any gf
vishal_gets: do u want to make my gf ?
vamp_lynx: "Make my gf"? What does that mean?
vishal_gets: i mean do u want be my gf ?
vamp_lynx: Are you serious?
vishal_gets: i am realy serious
vishal_gets: because i need girl who understand me & i am undestand her
vishal_gets: all that thing u have
vamp_lynx: "All that things u have". You don't know me. Do you regularly ask complete strangers, who are already in a relationship, do be your girlfriend??
vishal_gets: i tell u truth
vamp_lynx: What truth? That you're weird?
vishal_gets: i am not
vamp_lynx: You are asking a complete stranger to be your girlfriend - one that you've talked to all of 5 minutes. Yes, that is weird.
vishal_gets: i am sure that i havent any gf
vamp_lynx: Go find one - don't pick up strangers online, weirdo.
vishal_gets: because if u think
vishal_gets: i am not that type of person who cheat other
vamp_lynx: I think that I have a boyfriend and I don't KNOW you.
vamp_lynx: I don't cheat either - but you're asking me to!
vishal_gets: just forget about it & lets chat
vamp_lynx: What is wrong with you?
vishal_gets: u know i havent any luck
vamp_lynx: It has nothing to do with luck. Maybe you try hitting on people you know, from your own country, who aren't attached. Just a thought.
vishal_gets: i never get love in my life
vamp_lynx: Perhaps because you're going about it in the wrong way.
vishal_gets: so tell me that whay
vishal_gets: what am i doing ?
vamp_lynx: Here's a few tips: 1) Meet a real person and get to know them first, 2) Be in the same country, it helps and 3) Don't ask people that already are in a relationship. This should be pretty obvious.
vamp_lynx: I mean, you didn't think of any of that???
vishal_gets: u r my best friend
vamp_lynx: Um, no I'm not.
vishal_gets: but whats proble have u
vamp_lynx: That doesn't make any sense.
vishal_gets: only u which solve my problem
vamp_lynx: Your English is getting steadily worse.
vishal_gets: but try my best
vamp_lynx: I see.
vishal_gets: valeria tell me that what am i doing to get girl ?
vamp_lynx: I don't know - try not doing it online with people from other countries.
vishal_gets: i never try in online
vamp_lynx: You just did
vishal_gets: but i only know that i love u
vishal_gets: if u belive or not
vishal_gets: in our india nobody cheat their gf as compare to ur country
vamp_lynx: You DO NOT love me, crazy man!
vamp_lynx: You're asking ME to cheat on MY boyfriend, stupid!
vishal_gets: i love u because i like foreginer
vishal_gets: i like ur face
vishal_gets: but why ?
vishal_gets: i am looking young ,smart & cheerful
vamp_lynx: I have a boyfriend. I don't know you.
vamp_lynx: I don't like you.
vamp_lynx: I sure as hell don't love you.
vamp_lynx: We've been talking all of five minutes.
vishal_gets: plz dont break my hert
vamp_lynx: I'm not.
vamp_lynx: You are breaking your own heart with your weird thoughts of "love".
vishal_gets: ok foerget about it
vamp_lynx: Not a problem.
vishal_gets: do u intrest in ssex ?
vishal_gets: i means, have u ever enjoy sex in ur life ?
vamp_lynx: That's none of your business.
vamp_lynx: I'm leaving for work now. Goodbye.
vamp_lynx: Yeah, I have to work.
vamp_lynx: No, goodbye.
vishal_gets: i never asking again
vishal_gets: i am not that type person
vishal_gets: dont go
vamp_lynx: I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
vishal_gets: tell me that when to me again
You all remember "Hotline" from the small paper. Well, it's garnered its OWN PAGE on my site. Check it:
You guys have read all the others here on my blog, but the * ones are all *new*! Enjoy!
Shanna's morning cocktail, to combat this damn cold/upper resp. infection she's got:
1 Mucus Relief DM (for the nastiness I'm coughing up)
2 Extra-Strength Tylenol (for the fever and subsequent achy body)
1 Amoxicillin (for the infection)
2 Wal-Phed (generic for Sudafed, for the sinuses)
and a partridge in a pear tree.
Since I'm all hopped up on meds, I'm pretty incapable of writing anything worthwhile. I'm going shuffle back to bed now. Be well.
I just downed some Wal-Tussin (generic for the Robitussin), which is supposed to - as the bottle reads - make my coughs more "productive".
That's what I need right now, too - more productive coughs to get this nasty congestion out of my throat.
I don't seem to have fever today, as I did yesterday, but I'm still not feeling my best.
Anyway, just thought you should know that if you need your coughing to be more productive, get some Wal-Tussin. That is all.
So I'm late on this, but if I was on time with it, well, it wouldn't be me.
And I gotta be me. (Little Friday cheese for ya.)
Anyway, let's talk about Super Bowl commercials. You know you love 'em. They had some pretty good ones this year - but two really stood out.
First, the Budweiser: Clydesdale American Dream; I cried like a damn baby. It was so touching and sweet. Animals - gets me everytime. In case you missed it, grab a tissue:
Budweiser: Clydesdale American Dream Superbowl Commercial
Next. fucking Westin - first smoke-free national hotel chain. Big whoop. Yes, kiss my ass - I'm glad you're so proud of yourself, Westin-folks. Really. But me? I'm not impressed, you pompous asses.
You guys stockpiling those cartons of cigs like I told you to? If not, you'd better start - it will be completely illegal to smoke in five to ten years.
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