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March 11th, 2005

It’s All Mitch’s Fault

It's Friday night.

I am supposed to be out having dinner with my charming boyfriend.

I am, instead, sitting here listening to a Mitch Hedberg CD (thanks Lance), and poking around with my stat counter.

I guess it could be worse.

Lucky, too, for you, since I found a few blog-worthy oddities that I felt like sharing.

You know how a link to your page on a Search Engine will have little sentences from your page/site underneath it in lieu of a description (b/c I'm usually too lazy to write one)? I found this stringing together particularly hilarious:


... Paris Hilton is ... is not supposed to be that color... She looks like a ... one-legged, hunchbacked, hair-lipped gnomes with psoriasis ...

Ha.

Ha Ha.

I also found an interesting search query. Apparently someone is worried about the negative effect that McDonald's having on the family unit:

mcdonald's tearing apart families

"Define cuntrag" is still there as a used-to-find-me query, but if you try to type it directly into Google I'm not even on the 2nd or 3rd page now. Wtf? I don't understand how that works.

There was a query that came in via AOL Search but it was [encrypted by AOL]. So I clicked on it and the exact search page came up with the query term typed in the search box. Nice encryption there, AOL.

I am slowly starting to realize how very difficult it is to type a blog entry while there is a comedian going on in the background. Not b/c I'm listening to the jokes (I've heard it 3x's already tonight - thank you, Baret), but b/c it's hard to think straight while someone is talking in the background. So if this entry makes no sense and is lacking in pithiness, blame it on Mitch.

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