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May 25th, 2005

The Dancing Baby Can “Kiss” My Ass

It's been awhile since I've shared any irritating-scam-spam-crap emails forwarded to me by co-workers. It isn't that I haven't been getting them, just that it was only more of the same bilge. This one, however, caught my eye (me in italics, like you didn't know):

You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! .


something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.

What could be anywhere? My "something good" is a "what" - it's a thing? I'm going to get a tangible "something good"? Bring it on.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this chain u will be cursed for the next 10yrs.

Wait a minute. I thought we were friends - I thought you were going to give me some good thing b/tw 1-4 tomorrow. And now you're *threatening* me?! What happened? Where did we go wrong? Ten years? I mean, come on - you only get seven for breaking a mirror. I'm going to get *ten years* for not forwarding this stupid piece of crap on? Oh, the inhumanity!!

Send this to 10people in 15min

Nah. I think I'll take my chances with the bad luck, rather than piss all of my friends off by sending them threatening letters. Maybe my luck will be shitty, but at least people won't be blocking my email address.

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  1. Hayden Quincel
    Hayden Quincel says:

    With thanks! Valuable information!

  2. Daniele Windus
    Daniele Windus says:

    Don’t wear seat belts lest you drown in your own urine?

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