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May 17th, 2007

Can You Handle…Pipelayer?

Random web surfing can lead to some pretty amazing finds. From all out hilarious to completely out-there weird, regardless of what you find, it's not usually something you were prepared for.

I can safely say that nothing - not a solitary, single thing in my life - could have prepared me for this YouTube video (found courtesy of Pointless Waste of Time's enlightening piece on the video, "Now... Go! Hump the ottoman!").

I encourage - no insist - that you take a few moments of your time to watch Pretty Ricky - Late Night Special - the whole way through. Please be sure you are over 18, and are not holding any liquid in your mouth which may end up all over your screen after exiting your nose.

I'll be waiting...

I know - I know. Those are 3 minutes and 13 seconds of your life you will never get back, but I really want us to discuss what we just saw here.

If ever there was a time in my life that I truly wish I were a fly on the wall, the day these young men sat down and came up with this idea would have been it. And, as PWOT pointed out, this was not a random, grab the camera on a whim and shoot kind of deal. This was planned...choreographed even! This was discussed, plotted out, rehashed, and likely practiced numerous times. And, as PWOT said, they edited it, obviously watching it numerous times BEFORE posting it to YouTube. Therefore, I cannot fathom why, at no point during any of that, did any one of them not stand up and say, "What's up? This is fucking stupid."

Did they think this would attract chicks? Did they think girls would be beating down their doors after seeing them gyrating against an ottoman surrounded by their male friends humping the air, the wall, and damn near each other? Has a single one of them ever even had sex?

It confounds the mind trying to determine whether they were trying to be funny or honestly trying to be sexy. Unfortunately, I think it's the latter and that makes this all the more painful to watch...though still fairly easy to laugh at.

I just had to share - because, no matter what stupid things you might have done in your past, you can take comfort knowing there is no video floating around on the Internet of yourself humping an ottoman with your friends.

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